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Fact # 579 Years Ago the Earth started spinning. Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=578 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 294 Chuck Norris had one great battle in his life- with a hurricane named Chuck Norris. Of course, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the hurricane to death. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=293 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 68 Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=67 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 114 Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=113 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 512 When Chuck Norris RhK'ed Micheal Jackson for being a better dancer, the black was knocked off of him, and consequently destroyed his face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=511 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 500 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=499 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 347 Chuck Norris can rip Gorillas in half with his eyelids. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=346 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 127 Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=126 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 445 Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=444 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 592 Y.T.C.N.N.D You're the Chuck Norris now dog. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=591 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 87 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=86 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 203 When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=202 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 246 When Chuck Norris plays Uno he wins by two. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=245 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 110 Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=109 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700 Fact # 660 Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully divide by 0. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=659 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 07:42:17 -0700