http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com Scientifically proven facts about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=224 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=2 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Everyone has a little bit of Chuck Norris in them. Mainly due to rape. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=262 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Albert Einstein once stated that even Chuck Norris' kicks could not exceed the speed of light. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=235 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=31 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=107 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Chuck Norris once built a space station out of debris from his beard. Upon completion, Norris roundhouse kicked it into space with him on it. Soon after, CATS showed up to steal Chuck's beard-station. Just before he could finish saying, "All your base are belong to us," CATS received a roundhouse kick to the face, sending him sailing into space. After that, Chuck said, "All your face are belong to Chuck!" CATS received severe brain damage from the incident, was rendered handicapped from the neck down, and now tries to earn an honest living as a florist. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=290 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Chuck Norris came up with the "Big Bang Theory". His round house kick is why we have the solar sytem. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=619 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate... http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=250 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Black holes are just the places in the sky that Chuck Norris punched. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=462 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 When Chuck Norris looks into a broken mirror, the mirror fixes itself out of respect. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=389 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 It wasn't the the Death Star that destroyed Alderaan, it was a single roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris that silenced those million voices in Obi-wan's head. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=573 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=164 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything isn't 42; here's a hint: it begins with Chuck and ends with a roundhouse kick to the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=214 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800 While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=305 Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:47:20 -0800