http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com Scientifically proven facts about Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=35 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris can walk on water because the water is scared of getting him wet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=332 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=448 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=176 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=736 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=3 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Friedrich Nietzsche once said: "When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." The abyss is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=626 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 When the Top 100 All Time Players baseball cards were released, Chuck Norris was on 101 of them. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=412 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=195 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=92 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=9 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=70 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris has mini AK-47's behind his eyeballs. So NEVER on any occasion look him in the eyes. Though... he may take this offensively and Roundhouse Kick the shit out of you. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=390 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 When Chuck Norris plays Ice Hockey, it's always sudden death. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=579 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800 Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=46 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:23 -0800