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Fact # 340 Chuck Norris, is my baby's daddy. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=339 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 142 Chuck Norris invented water at about the same time as he invented Al Gore and the internet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=141 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 10 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=9 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 424 Before Chuck Norris was conceived he roundhouse kicked all the other sperm so he would be the only one to get to the egg cell. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=423 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 90 Deeming his too awesome for the world of mortal men or heaven, God attempted to destroy Chuck Norris by swallowing him. However Chuck Norris beat the shit out of God's insides, causing God to vomit him out. This led to the popular euphamism for vomiting, "Up-Chuck" http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=89 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 110 Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=109 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 56 When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=55 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 502 Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=501 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 284 My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=283 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 146 God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=145 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 272 Chuck Norris had sex with the mothers of Michael Jordan, John Elway, Babe Ruth, and Wayne Gretzky. This is no coincidence. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=271 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 39 Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=38 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 419 Chuck Norris grinds the bones of others to make cupcakes, then hurls the cupcakes at the homeless to feed them. Unfortunately, more often than not, the force of the impact from the cupcakes kills the bum. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=418 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 550 All your base are belong to Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=549 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800 Fact # 627 Friedrich Nietzsche once said: "When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." The abyss is Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=626 Sun, 17 Dec 2017 09:43:46 -0800