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Fact # 604 Not being able to decide on who to vote for, Chuck Norris wrote his own name on the ballet and won. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=603 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 248 The first proposal for the Manhattan Project was containing the energy output of a Roundhouse Kick produced by Chuck Norris, upon testing they found this method much too cruel and too powerful, they then created the Atom Bomb, Chuck Norris is the only current holder of the only CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick) Bomb Mark 1 created, he threatens the U.N. with it on a daily basis, each time demanding they all "Get into the fuckin' kitchen and make me some sandwiches". http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=247 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 647 If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=646 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 304 Chuck Norris once visited China. This is why they have slanty eyes. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=303 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 347 Chuck Norris can rip Gorillas in half with his eyelids. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=346 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 158 When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=157 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 295 Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=294 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 133 Once Chuck Norris was sitting on a park bench. There were two guys with cell phones sitting there with him. The first guy had a Sprint phone, and the second guy had a Nextel phone. Both guys go "Hey, Chuck, you suck!" Then Chuck roundhouse kicked both of their faces at the same time. You know the rest. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=132 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 579 Years Ago the Earth started spinning. Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=578 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 654 Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=653 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 40 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=39 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 154 Chuck Norris decided it was a good idea to bottle his urine. We’ve come to know it as Red Bull. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=153 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 220 When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but wouldn't mention it out of FEAR! http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=219 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 535 In Dante's Inferno, Dante went to hell because he thought it was the safest place to hide from Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=534 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700 Fact # 368 Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=367 Mon, 14 Oct 2019 12:19:10 -0700