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Fact # 168 Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=167 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 666 Chuck Norris was the pipe that killed Bennet in the movie Commando. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=665 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 172 Ever wondered why Hawaii is so far out in the Pacific? It used to be a small pineapple-producing island 20 miles off the coast of San Diego. During one visit, Chuck Norris ate a bad pineapple... The rest, is history. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=171 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 142 Chuck Norris invented water at about the same time as he invented Al Gore and the internet. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=141 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 329 Chuck Norris already discovered how to travel between universes. He did the same as Jet Lee in The One. But Chuck was already a god before he starting killing his double. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=328 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 696 Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=695 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 319 Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=318 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 42 If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=41 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 592 Y.T.C.N.N.D You're the Chuck Norris now dog. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=591 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 461 I once witnessed Chuck Norris in a single blow put his foot through 1,100 men. and one Indian. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=460 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 158 When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=157 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 141 There is a word that rhymes with orange: Chuck Norris. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=140 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 504 "Like a rock."...refers to Chuck Norris' Testicles. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=503 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 427 Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=426 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700 Fact # 279 Chuck Norris can, in fact, leave home without American Express. http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/browse.php?offset=278 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 11:52:35 -0700