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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (567 votes)Rate it:12345

# 165Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey.
4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (664 votes)Rate it:12345

# 248The first proposal for the Manhattan Project was containing the energy output of a Roundhouse Kick produced by Chuck Norris, upon testing they found this method much too cruel and too powerful, they then created the Atom Bomb, Chuck Norris is the only current holder of the only CNRHK (Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick) Bomb Mark 1 created, he threatens the U.N. with it on a daily basis, each time demanding they all "Get into the fuckin' kitchen and make me some sandwiches".
3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (355 votes)Rate it:12345

# 598Chuck Norris is the reason Kanye West hates white people.
3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (565 votes)Rate it:12345

# 241Every time i think of Chuck Norris... it counts as a time I've had sex!
2.34 Roundhouse Kicks (409 votes)Rate it:12345

# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (626 votes)Rate it:12345

# 564Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer.
3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (349 votes)Rate it:12345

# 294Chuck Norris had one great battle in his life- with a hurricane named Chuck Norris. Of course, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the hurricane to death.
2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (287 votes)Rate it:12345

# 434In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you.
2.31 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes)Rate it:12345

# 66If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (537 votes)Rate it:12345

# 234Chuck Norris' mayonaise covered hot dog bun is the Olympics' half pipe.
1.93 Roundhouse Kicks (391 votes)Rate it:12345

# 80Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
3.85 Roundhouse Kicks (477 votes)Rate it:12345

# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
3.34 Roundhouse Kicks (534 votes)Rate it:12345

# 453Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked my face so hard i turned into a priest called Father Walsh.
1.72 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes)Rate it:12345

# 145Chuck Norris has his own drug rehabilitation clinic. The treatment consists of Chuck Norris asking each patient "Want more smack, dope fiend?" If they say "Yes", he roundhouse kicks them in the face. If they say "No", he roundhouse kicks them in the face because they're lying. The treatment has a 385% success rate, which is mathematically impossible for everyone except Chuck Norris.
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