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| # 504 | "Like a rock."...refers to Chuck Norris' Testicles. | |   3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 332 | Chuck Norris saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the next morning they found his arm in Cuba. | | 3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (248 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 175 | Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why don’t you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?" | | 2.82 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 319 | Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (261 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 256 | Chuck Norris doesn't like drugs, so he roundhouses them in the face and out of America. | | 1.73 Roundhouse Kicks (270 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 737 | Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. | | 2.72 Roundhouse Kicks (459 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 110 | Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (733 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 465 | Chuck Norris can create hand shadows that can roundhouse kick you to death. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (237 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 279 | Chuck Norris can, in fact, leave home without American Express. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 97 | As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (669 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 445 | Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range. | | 2.98 Roundhouse Kicks (182 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 558 | Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. | | 4.05 Roundhouse Kicks (640 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 87 | Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (728 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 387 | At age 4, Chuck Norris drop kicked a small ball of matter into a million pieces. These pieces are what we call the universe. | | 3.2 Roundhouse Kicks (205 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 290 | When Chuck Norris first saw his reflection, he was shocked to see that there is another man as manly and good looking as him. So he said "boo" and the relfection promptly rolled over and died. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes) | Rate it: |
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