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| # 4 | The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. | |   4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (1340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 54 | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (453 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 163 | Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time. | | 3.99 Roundhouse Kicks (528 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 914 | Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (851 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 292 | There is a reason the roundhouse kick does not appear in the Matrix: The system couldn't take it. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 45 | Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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| # 166 | Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon. | | 2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 160 | If you wake up in the middle of the night dead, you know for a fact that Chuck Norris has come to visit you in your sleep. And that he stole all of your beer, too. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (384 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 453 | Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked my face so hard i turned into a priest called Father Walsh. | | 1.72 Roundhouse Kicks (325 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 2400 | The year was 1979 a meteor was hurling towards earth. It suddenly stopped at the site of Chuck Norris. It asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, then Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it back to space. | | 2.47 Roundhouse Kicks (937 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 198 | The reason Lance Armstrong always wins the Tour de France is because at roughly the half way point, Chuck Norris Yells "Get your ass in gear!" and Roundhouse Kicks Lance in the back of the head.... He then picks up Lance's bike, walks to the finish line and waits for Lance to land so he can put the bike under him. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (335 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 413 | When the Top 100 All Time Players baseball cards were released, Chuck Norris was on 101 of them. | | 3.05 Roundhouse Kicks (329 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 566 | The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself. | | 3.61 Roundhouse Kicks (270 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 79 | Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (376 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 119 | A solar eclipse is the result of the sun accidentally making eye contact with Chuck Norris. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1152 votes) | Rate it: |
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