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# 490Chuck Norris once visited the Galapagos Islands. This is why we have giant fucking turtles.
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# 184Chuck Norris plays darts using sharpened babies.
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# 177Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination.
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# 321In the future, instead of saying "Jesus Christ," people will say "Chuck Norris" when they are in awe.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 54When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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# 113Chuck Norris was not born in 1940. The world was Chuck Norrised in 1940.
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# 414Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy.
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# 559Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel.
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# 398Chuck told Jesus to get off the cross; he needed a toothpick.
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# 462When Chuck Norris puts his foot down, Tsunami's happen.
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# 633Chuck Noris wrote the Bible.
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# 641Chuck. Fucking. Norris.
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# 592Y.T.C.N.N.D You're the Chuck Norris now dog.
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# 442Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked an entire city at once. Historians commonly refer to this event as "Hiroshima".
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