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# 329Chuck Norris already discovered how to travel between universes. He did the same as Jet Lee in The One. But Chuck was already a god before he starting killing his double.
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# 474There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.
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# 607In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas the original character you were supposed to play as was Chuck Norris. But the game was so wicked awesome that when people played it they started to uncontrollably orgasm so much that the room would fill up with semen and the user would drown in his own sperm.
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# 473Chuck Norris can make change for a penny.
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# 280The reason no one has found Tupac's and Notorious BIG's killers are because it was Chuck Norris.
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# 395Jesus is the Son of God; The beard gives it away.
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# 479All life on earth is carbon-based, with one exception: Chuck Norris. His organic structure is based on Norrisilium, an element found only within Chuck Norris. Norrisilium has an atomic weight of 156, and is believed to be formed when two platinum atoms are spin-kicked together in the presence of a beard catalyst.
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# 622The story of Noah and the Flood as told in the bible is not entirely accurate. It wasn't Noah and two of every animal on the Ark. It was Chuck Norris and one of every animal.
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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# 319Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond.
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# 516Chunk Norris' strength is so immense, that scientists invented a new number just to describe it: Norrfinity.
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# 491The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 552Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden had one enemy he couldn't defeat, no not Doku but Chuck Norris.
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# 127Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays.
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