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| # 603 | Chuck Norris can catch a tiger by its tail. | |   3.11 Roundhouse Kicks (280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 364 | Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself. | | 3.37 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 130 | Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process. | | 2.19 Roundhouse Kicks (387 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 675 | the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is the combined effort of Gandalf the Grey, Gandal the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grial's Black Night, and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. And they'd still need the element of surprise. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (1088 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (383 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 618 | To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God. | | 3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (326 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 226 | Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (388 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 458 | Kaiser Chiefs - I predict a roundhouse. This is the actual name. | | 2.05 Roundhouse Kicks (329 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 440 | Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris. | | 2.85 Roundhouse Kicks (276 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 349 | The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (453 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 212 | Many have argued how dinosaurs became extinct. What they don't know is that Chuck Norris went back in time, turned himself into a dinosaur, and the Norrisaurus roundhouse kicked all other dinosaurs into extinction. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (354 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (957 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 138 | The reason "We have it our way" is because Chuck Norris is threatening to roundhouse kick Ronald McDonald if we don't. | | 3.15 Roundhouse Kicks (403 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (2647 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 636 | Chuck Norris made the Klondike Bar. | | 2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes) | Rate it: |
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