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# 129Earthquakes dont happen from plate tectonics. but from chuck norris taking a crap.
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# 65The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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# 464If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did you really die?
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# 150"Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction.
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# 166Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon.
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# 256Chuck Norris doesn't like drugs, so he roundhouses them in the face and out of America.
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# 326The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US.
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# 67Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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# 214Chuck Norris doesn't need to wipe.
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# 739TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 395Jesus is the Son of God; The beard gives it away.
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# 261It is rumoured that Chuck Norris once lost a bet at a racing track. No first hand witnesses have been found, and no one recalls any such incident. This was of course, to be expected...
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# 624Chuck Norris shaves his balls with a butter knife, because he can.
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# 914Chuck Norris once swallowed a quarter and shit out 2 dimes and a nickle
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