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# 193You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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# 515Chuck Norris is the reason you touch yourself at night.
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# 452Contrary to popular belief, pigs can fly. However, this is only the case when they are roundhouse kicked to the face.
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# 436Chuck Norris has 24 chromosomes. The last one is for roundhouse kicking.
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# 114Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived.
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# 153Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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# 60When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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# 109Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. On a side note Chuck Norris has webbed feet.
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# 107Everytime a waitress doesn't return with your food ontime, its because Chuck Norris is secretly having sex with her -- and all of the other waitresses -- in a back room. That's also why the food tastes extra good when it finally arrives.
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# 98Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon.
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# 351Chuck Norris has equipped a unique +25 ATTK Beard of Norrisism, which grants him unlimited MP and the ability to absorb fire damage.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 549The First World War started when someone insulted Chuck's mother. It finished when Chuck damn well said it was finished.
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# 134Chuck Norris has his own HTML code. It is <roundhouse kick="in your face">
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# 223Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of ice cream is Kryptonite.
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