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# 603Chuck Norris can catch a tiger by its tail.
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# 364Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself.
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# 130Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process.
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# 675the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is the combined effort of Gandalf the Grey, Gandal the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grial's Black Night, and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. And they'd still need the element of surprise.
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# 61Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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# 618To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God.
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# 226Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg.
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# 458Kaiser Chiefs - I predict a roundhouse. This is the actual name.
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# 440Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 212Many have argued how dinosaurs became extinct. What they don't know is that Chuck Norris went back in time, turned himself into a dinosaur, and the Norrisaurus roundhouse kicked all other dinosaurs into extinction.
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# 432Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon-
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# 138The reason "We have it our way" is because Chuck Norris is threatening to roundhouse kick Ronald McDonald if we don't.
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# 24Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.
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# 636Chuck Norris made the Klondike Bar.
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