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# 459Chuck = Legend!
1.7 Roundhouse Kicks (518 votes)Rate it:12345

# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 300Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
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# 282The Titanic movie was supposed to have a happy ending. However when Chuck Norris learned he had been beaten out for the starring role by Leonardo DiCaprio, he went back in time and roundhouse kicked a huge hole in the ship.
3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes)Rate it:12345

# 336Chuck Norris.
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# 85When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (578 votes)Rate it:12345

# 304Chuck Norris once visited China. This is why they have slanty eyes.
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# 222Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale.
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# 63When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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# 429Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them.
3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes)Rate it:12345

# 164God believes in Chuck Norris.
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# 368Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden.
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# 179When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you.
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# 424Before Chuck Norris was conceived he roundhouse kicked all the other sperm so he would be the only one to get to the egg cell.
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# 625Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care.
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