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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | |   4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (2054 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (2284 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1064 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 8 | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2334 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 93 | Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2144 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1483 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 110 | Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (733 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1325 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1236 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1029 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 260 | The civil war did not stop racism ... Chuck norris did. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (289 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 132 | Chuck Norris can lick his elbow and rhyme with orange at the same time. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (406 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 272 | Chuck Norris had sex with the mothers of Michael Jordan, John Elway, Babe Ruth, and Wayne Gretzky. This is no coincidence. | | 3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (411 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 311 | Michael Jackson turned white because chuck norris crept up to him and said 'boo'. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 599 | Chuck Norris's middle name is "ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!". | | 2.48 Roundhouse Kicks (215 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 487 | In Math, Chuck Norris is always greater than anything else, and is only equal to Chuck Norris. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (223 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 359 | Chuck Norris took the Statue of Liberty out on a date, and got head on her parents' doorstep. | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (249 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 489 | When Chuck Norris plays Battleship, all of the ships sink themselves in fear. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (246 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 104 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (448 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 521 | Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kicks are so fast, he broke the Road Runner's neck when it was going at top speed. Wile E. Coyote then hung himself after his boss said he was outta the job. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (422 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 365 | When he was four years old, Chuck Norris RhK (Roundhouse Kicked) the Loch Ness Monster out of existence. Now there are still people who claim to see it. There aren't too many of those people because Chuck RhK's them for lying. | | 2.61 Roundhouse Kicks (211 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (457 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 336 | Chuck Norris. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (482 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.05 Roundhouse Kicks (657 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 98 | Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (518 votes) | Rate it: |
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