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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 627Friedrich Nietzsche once said: "When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." The abyss is Chuck Norris.
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# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
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# 613Chuck Norris once sued Gillette because Chuck Norris is the best a man can get.
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# 352When Eve ate the forbidden fruit Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in her in the ovaries.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 331Chuck Norris isn't a doctor on TV...He is a doctor.
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# 315A weatherman once got the weather wrong, so Chuck Norris threw him into space. That's why they're called meteorologists.
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# 579Years Ago the Earth started spinning. Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her!
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# 227Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror.
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# 2400The year was 1979 a meteor was hurling towards earth. It suddenly stopped at the site of Chuck Norris. It asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, then Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked it back to space.
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# 440Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris.
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# 174A cashier once asked Chuck Norris, "Paper or plastic." Chuck Norris replied, "If you say so," and roundhouse kicked her in the face.
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# 388If you are not like Chuck Norris go hang from a damn tree.
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# 225Chuck Norris' penis is only two inches. From the ground.
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# 257Chuck Norris technically flunked High School, not because of grades, but because he had to roundhouse kick every teacher because of their insolence. They still gave him a High School Diploma and a free PhD just to smooth things over.
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