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| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | |   4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (968 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2070 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1484 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1981 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1476 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3011 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (2983 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 67 | Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1350 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 326 | The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (254 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 299 | Chuck Norris is illegal in 48 countries.
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| # 651 | What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year.
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| # 441 | Windows will not lock up on Chuck Norris. Because Windows is afraid. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (291 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 507 | They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (219 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 654 | Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 18 | When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised. | | 3.98 Roundhouse Kicks (779 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 150 | "Superman" is actually a fictionalized account of Chuck Norris's life. Kryptonite is the fiction. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (481 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 4 | The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. | | 4.05 Roundhouse Kicks (1301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 401 | Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (255 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 158 | When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. | | 2.51 Roundhouse Kicks (354 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 609 | Chuck Norris once took a crap and it kicked Jean Claude Van Damme's ass. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 192 | There is a 100% chance that Chuck Norris is your father. | | 3.89 Roundhouse Kicks (464 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 467 | It took 10 days and 4 women to give birth to Chuck Norris. | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (743 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (734 votes) | Rate it: |
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