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| # 10 | Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. | |   4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (1530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1555 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 12 | There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (884 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 13 | In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1600 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (596 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 15 | Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (621 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 16 | Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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| # 17 | Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (597 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 18 | When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (840 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 19 | If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (508 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 20 | Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (515 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 21 | Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds. | | 2.75 Roundhouse Kicks (577 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 22 | Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (476 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 23 | Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1028 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (2647 votes) | Rate it: |
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