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| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | |   4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1290 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 72 | Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. | | 4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (599 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 73 | Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. | | 2.55 Roundhouse Kicks (533 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 74 | When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1496 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 76 | There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. | | 3.8 Roundhouse Kicks (478 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 77 | Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red. | | 3.09 Roundhouse Kicks (390 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 78 | A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. | | 3.98 Roundhouse Kicks (560 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 79 | Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (387 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 80 | Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (454 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 81 | Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (508 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 82 | In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized". | | 3.84 Roundhouse Kicks (454 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (3011 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 84 | How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (455 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 85 | When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (556 votes) | Rate it: |
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