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| # 665 | It only takes Chuck Norris one roundhouse to get to the center of a tootsie pop | |   3.61 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 666 | Chuck Norris was the pipe that killed Bennet in the movie Commando. | | 2.47 Roundhouse Kicks (244 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 667 | Chuck Norris does not eat the red smarties last. | | 2.46 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 669 | People are switching to Macs because they have seen what a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick does to a PC's firewall. | | 2.7 Roundhouse Kicks (254 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 674 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked twice the speed of light to prove quantum physics was a bunch of bullshit. | | 4.01 Roundhouse Kicks (3732 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 675 | the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is the combined effort of Gandalf the Grey, Gandal the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grial's Black Night, and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. And they'd still need the element of surprise. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (1088 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 676 | Chuck Norris walks into the woods with a gun and comes across a bear. What does he do? Shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a chance to run. | | 3.85 Roundhouse Kicks (571 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 678 | Chuck Norris doesn't play the lottery, he wins it. | | 3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (790 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 681 | Chuck Norris is actually 8 foot 9. To make it possible to film him, he has shot every movie and show on his knees. | | 2.59 Roundhouse Kicks (629 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 696 | Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness. | | 2.36 Roundhouse Kicks (826 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 698 | CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD | | 2.27 Roundhouse Kicks (1139 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 705 | Chuck Norris once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup with his eyeballs. | | 3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (666 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 737 | Milk doesn't do a body good. Chuck Norris does a body good. | | 2.74 Roundhouse Kicks (613 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 739 | TCIF...Thank Chuck it's Friday | | 3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (679 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 838 | Chuck Norris doesnt mingle. he mangles. | | 3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (675 votes) | Rate it: |
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