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| # 633 | Chuck Noris wrote the Bible. | |   2.44 Roundhouse Kicks (372 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 634 | Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (291 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 635 | Chuck Norris was actually the first person on the moon. The moon was his stress ball, which explains the craters. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 636 | Chuck Norris made the Klondike Bar. | | 2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 637 | Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (870 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 638 | Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris, bitch. | | 2.9 Roundhouse Kicks (379 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 641 | Chuck. Fucking. Norris. | | 2.73 Roundhouse Kicks (429 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 643 | School lockers were originaly created to keep a teenage Chuck Norris from taking your stuff; they failed miserably and now have to contain the one thing Chuck Norris hates in school. School equipment. | | 2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 645 | If you're in Texas, don't look behind you,
cause Chuck Norris will Roundhouse Kick you in the face. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 647 | If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 650 | Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (334 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 651 | What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year.
-JM | | 2.74 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 653 | Jimmy Crack Corn, Chuck Norris Cares. | | 2.65 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 654 | Chuck Norris doesnt have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (336 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 657 | The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (275 votes) | Rate it: |
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