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| # 618 | To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God. | |   3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (326 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 620 | Chuck Norris came up with the "Big Bang Theory". His round house kick is why we have the solar sytem. | | 3.13 Roundhouse Kicks (268 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 622 | The story of Noah and the Flood as told in the bible is not entirely accurate. It wasn't Noah and two of every animal on the Ark. It was Chuck Norris and one of every animal. | | 3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 623 | Chuck Norris once lassoed a Tornado.............. with his penis. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (383 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 624 | Chuck Norris shaves his balls with a butter knife, because he can. | | 3.66 Roundhouse Kicks (364 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 625 | Chuck Norris throws people out of windows and doesn't even care. | | 3.09 Roundhouse Kicks (380 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 627 | Friedrich Nietzsche once said: "When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." The abyss is Chuck Norris. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 628 | Chuck Norris is not God. God took six days to create the world - Chuck Norris would have done it in two: one day of staring at the terrifed void, and one of roundhouse kicks. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (278 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 629 | Do you know why they call riding in the passenger seat shotgun? Because 'Roundhouse Kick to the face' is too long to say. | | 3.52 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 630 | Chuck Norris can be divided by zero | | 3.68 Roundhouse Kicks (370 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 632 | Chuck Noris doesn't use the force, he is the force. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (374 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 633 | Chuck Noris wrote the Bible. | | 2.44 Roundhouse Kicks (372 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 634 | Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (291 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 635 | Chuck Norris was actually the first person on the moon. The moon was his stress ball, which explains the craters. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 636 | Chuck Norris made the Klondike Bar. | | 2.66 Roundhouse Kicks (273 votes) | Rate it: |
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