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| # 55 | Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. | |   3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (520 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 56 | When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (427 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 57 | For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (968 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 58 | Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 59 | Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (950 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 60 | When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (439 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (383 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 62 | While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (486 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 63 | When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1084 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 64 | Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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| # 65 | The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (685 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 66 | If tapped, a single Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. | | 3.79 Roundhouse Kicks (518 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 67 | Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1495 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 68 | Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.19 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 69 | When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1029 votes) | Rate it: |
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