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| # 556 | When Chuck Norris plays God he always wins. | |   3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (315 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 557 | Why is Chuck Norris roundhousing the moon? Because he can. | | 2.72 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 558 | Elvis isn't dead. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. | | 4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (747 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 559 | Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel. | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (402 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 560 | Chuck Norris roundhoused the whale in London. | | 2.17 Roundhouse Kicks (290 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 561 | Years ago, Chuck Norris woke up because a T-Rex made loud noises... | | 2.55 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 562 | Chuck Norris whistles a symphony, and farts a concerto. | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (287 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 564 | Chuck Norris invented Women, because sheep couldn't bring him beer. | | 3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (324 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 565 | After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 566 | The Chuck Norris constant is a number scientists and mathematicians have been searching for for many years, when applied to any equation, it fears for its life and solves itself. | | 3.63 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 567 | Chuck Norris scored 16 million on the SAT's without ever reading the test booklet. | | 3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 568 | One may score perfectly on the SATs simply by writing Chuck Norris's name in the Answer Booklet. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (334 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 570 | Chuck Norris doesn't have any mirrors in his house, he's afraid of the concequences. | | 2.68 Roundhouse Kicks (278 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 571 | Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (358 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 572 | What was first, the chick or the egg? Neither: Chuck Norris was. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes) | Rate it: |
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