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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | |   4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3130 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 48 | Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1059 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 49 | When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".
| | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (424 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 50 | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1448 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (798 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 52 | One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1282 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 53 | When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1138 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 54 | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (468 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 55 | Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (520 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 56 | When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (427 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 57 | For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (968 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 58 | Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 59 | Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (950 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 60 | When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (439 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 61 | Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (383 votes) | Rate it: |
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