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| # 493 | Chuck Norris plays baseball with his cock. | |   2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (335 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 495 | How does Chuck Norris cross the road?
He doesn't. The road crosses him, and promptly recieves a roundhouse kick for daring to corss Chuck Norris. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (305 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 496 | Chuck Norris once fought Bird Man(Doug). Now Bird Man spends his crappy little life playing Wow and hoping Chuck doesn't get him in his sleep! | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (298 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 497 | Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear. | | 3.49 Roundhouse Kicks (263 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 499 | "Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it. | | 3.08 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 500 | Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. | | 3.88 Roundhouse Kicks (545 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 501 | Instead of "Built Ford Tough," Ford is changing its slogan to "Built Chuck Tough," in order to make more money. | | 3.05 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 502 | Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (480 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 503 | "An army of one." Yeah, one Chuck Norris. | | 3.77 Roundhouse Kicks (330 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 504 | "Like a rock."...refers to Chuck Norris' Testicles. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (331 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 505 | In the commercials for Hellman's Mayonaisse, when they say "bring out the Hellman's, bring out the best," Chuck Norris walks in front of the camera. | | 2.99 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 506 | Chuck Norris just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico and roundhouse kicking the gecko in the head. | | 3.18 Roundhouse Kicks (305 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 507 | They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying. | | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (251 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 508 | Chuck Norris found Jimmy Hoffa. | | 2.74 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 509 | The single most successful anti-smoking measure was a commercial in the 1980's. In the commercial, there is a man smoking a cigarette. A voice then exclaims "Smoking will kill you." Nothing happens, until Chuck Norris blasts through the wall and kills the man with a single round house kick. | | 4.03 Roundhouse Kicks (1429 votes) | Rate it: |
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