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| # 444 | Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson. | |   3.53 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 445 | Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (261 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 446 | When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both." | | 3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 447 | Chuck Norris is a sissy in the same way that Stephen Hawking is a singer. | | 3.17 Roundhouse Kicks (294 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 448 | Chuck Norris eats canned tuna without opening it. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 449 | Chuck Norris has fixed every Superbowl by simply telling the team that he did not bet on, that he did not bet on them. It goes without saying that he has also won every Superbowl bet that he has ever made. | | 3.05 Roundhouse Kicks (228 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 450 | Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (512 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 451 | Chuck Norris is the reason hitler spared red-heads. | | 3.78 Roundhouse Kicks (338 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 452 | Contrary to popular belief, pigs can fly. However, this is only the case when they are roundhouse kicked to the face. | | 3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 453 | Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked my face so hard i turned into a priest called Father Walsh. | | 1.71 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 454 | Marvin Gaye's song "Sexual Healing" is actually written from a previous encounter with Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, "its getting longer, and stronger". | | 2.54 Roundhouse Kicks (265 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 458 | Kaiser Chiefs - I predict a roundhouse. This is the actual name. | | 2.05 Roundhouse Kicks (329 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 459 | Chuck = Legend! | | 1.69 Roundhouse Kicks (495 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 461 | I once witnessed Chuck Norris in a single blow put his foot through 1,100 men. and one Indian. | | 2.42 Roundhouse Kicks (423 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 462 | When Chuck Norris puts his foot down, Tsunami's happen. | | 2.55 Roundhouse Kicks (321 votes) | Rate it: |
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