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| # 428 | Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones. | |   3.61 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 429 | Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. | | 3.3 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 430 | Chuck Norris killed all G.I. Joe members with his kidneys. | | 2.85 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (957 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 434 | In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. | | 2.26 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 435 | Chuck Norris has caught his shadow. | | 3.94 Roundhouse Kicks (433 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 436 | Chuck Norris has 24 chromosomes. The last one is for roundhouse kicking. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 437 | Chuck Norris caught and tied a calf in a rodeo-show with his penis. | | 3.07 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 440 | Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris. | | 2.85 Roundhouse Kicks (276 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 441 | Windows will not lock up on Chuck Norris. Because Windows is afraid. | | 3.6 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 442 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked an entire city at once. Historians commonly refer to this event as "Hiroshima". | | 3.98 Roundhouse Kicks (2783 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 443 | Chuck Norris doesn't need coffee to wake up in the morning. Coffee needs Chuck Norris. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (314 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 444 | Chuck Norris was originally intended to be the final boss in Punch-Out, he was considered impossible to beat, so the programmers settled on Mike Tyson. | | 3.53 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 445 | Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (261 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 446 | When asked whether his favorite way of killing people was with his fists, feet, or innocent bystanders, Chuck Norris answered, "Both." | | 3.39 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
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