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| # 416 | The answer isn't 42, it's a roundhouse kick to the head. | |   2.78 Roundhouse Kicks (293 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 417 | Norriszilla razed Tokyo to the ground with a flurry of roundhouse kicks. | | 2.09 Roundhouse Kicks (303 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 418 | Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning. | | 3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (391 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 419 | Chuck Norris grinds the bones of others to make cupcakes, then hurls the cupcakes at the homeless to feed them. Unfortunately, more often than not, the force of the impact from the cupcakes kills the bum. | | 3.3 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 420 | Chuck Norris doesn't wear underpants. No garment invented can take the job. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 421 | When the soothsayer told Chuck Norris "Beware the Ides of March," Chuck said "NO!" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. | | 2.87 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 422 | Chuck Norris can unfuck a pregnant woman. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (470 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 424 | Before Chuck Norris was conceived he roundhouse kicked all the other sperm so he would be the only one to get to the egg cell. | | 3.27 Roundhouse Kicks (264 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 426 | Chuck Norris is the only person to ever regain his virginity after losing it. He has done it eleven times. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 427 | Moses didn't part the Red Sea. The wind produced by just one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks scared the water into submission. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (262 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 428 | Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones. | | 3.61 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 429 | Chuck Norris is not bullet-proof. He could kick bullets aside if he so wished, but he believes horrific internal injuries toughen him up- thus he allows his enemies a few token shots before he unmakes them. | | 3.3 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 430 | Chuck Norris killed all G.I. Joe members with his kidneys. | | 2.85 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 432 | Chuck Norris is gay. By saying that sentence, my life expectancy is down to three secon- | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (957 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 434 | In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. | | 2.26 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes) | Rate it: |
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