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| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | |   4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3093 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 41 | Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1324 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 42 | If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (582 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 43 | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably. | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (776 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 44 | Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. | | 2.26 Roundhouse Kicks (564 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 45 | Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
| | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (827 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 46 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (526 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (3071 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 48 | Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1006 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 49 | When Chuck Norris plays Red Rover, he walks over to the other line, roundhouse-kicks the first person, watches them all fall over in a domino, and screams out "Norris is over".
| | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (392 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 50 | Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1404 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 51 | Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (755 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 52 | One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1230 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 53 | When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1090 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 54 | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (439 votes) | Rate it: |
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