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| # 398 | Chuck told Jesus to get off the cross; he needed a toothpick. | |   2.91 Roundhouse Kicks (355 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 399 | ZZ Top were a Chuck Norris tribute band until he roundhouse kicked them for not being hairy enough. | | 2.98 Roundhouse Kicks (255 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 400 | The being "God" was created by Chuck Norris...Just for amusement | | 2.82 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 401 | Chuck Norris has only ever had one bad movie review. Just the one. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (289 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 402 | We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (281 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 407 | Chuck Norris was born a twin two-thousand and six years ago on the 25th of december. His weaker brother did not survive. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (322 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 410 | One of Chuck Norris' sperm roundhouse kicked its way out of the condom and is now playing guard for the Lakers. | | 3.51 Roundhouse Kicks (328 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 411 | Chuck Norris uses Brownies to chock the wheels of his Hummer. | | 2.21 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 412 | Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is. | | 2.72 Roundhouse Kicks (421 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 413 | When the Top 100 All Time Players baseball cards were released, Chuck Norris was on 101 of them. | | 3.04 Roundhouse Kicks (337 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 414 | Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy. | | 3.28 Roundhouse Kicks (274 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 415 | Chuck Norris sent Yoko Ono to destroy John Lennon for unlicensed beard wearing and pacifism. She failed so he roundhouse kicked Lennon at Strawberry Fields. | | 2.39 Roundhouse Kicks (268 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 416 | The answer isn't 42, it's a roundhouse kick to the head. | | 2.78 Roundhouse Kicks (293 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 417 | Norriszilla razed Tokyo to the ground with a flurry of roundhouse kicks. | | 2.09 Roundhouse Kicks (303 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 418 | Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning. | | 3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (391 votes) | Rate it: |
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