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| # 339 | Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it? Hell fuck 'naw! | |   2.6 Roundhouse Kicks (351 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 340 | Chuck Norris, is my baby's daddy. | | 2.27 Roundhouse Kicks (378 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 344 | Chuck Norris once said "I dont like dwarves"...instantly the World of Warcraft crashed, and all dwarves instantly died. | | 2.94 Roundhouse Kicks (346 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 346 | Chuck Norris is his own father. | | 3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (345 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 347 | Chuck Norris can rip Gorillas in half with his eyelids. | | 3.41 Roundhouse Kicks (344 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 348 | Chuck Norris puts the Kill in Skill. | | 3.73 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 349 | The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (453 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 350 | Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 351 | Chuck Norris has equipped a unique +25 ATTK Beard of Norrisism, which grants him unlimited MP and the ability to absorb fire damage. | | 2.5 Roundhouse Kicks (307 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 352 | When Eve ate the forbidden fruit Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in her in the ovaries. | | 3.44 Roundhouse Kicks (341 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 353 | Once while walking through the west Chuck Norris took a shit and created the Rocky Mountains. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (309 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 354 | Chuck Norris scored a perfect 10,000 in Academic Decathlon. | | 2.85 Roundhouse Kicks (237 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 356 | Chuck Norris loves the ladies, and the ladies love him back. Or else. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (368 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 357 | How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows. | | 3.03 Roundhouse Kicks (294 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 358 | The hardest Test Your Might in Mortal Kombat is Chuck Norris. Don't even try. | | 2.89 Roundhouse Kicks (276 votes) | Rate it: |
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