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| # 309 | Once while on a farm, Chuck Norris had a handfull of Cheerios. He accidentally dropped some and they were eaten by a chicken. Instead of exacting his revenge on the chicken he went into the coop and Roundhouse Kicked the nest, therefore creating scrambled eggs. | |   2.5 Roundhouse Kicks (275 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 310 | Chuck Norris was there for the Clone Wars. When some Jedi tried to use the force to defeat him, he laughed so hard that they were immediately transformed into a bunch of fictional characters created by some dude named George. | | 2.87 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 311 | Michael Jackson turned white because chuck norris crept up to him and said 'boo'. | | 3.83 Roundhouse Kicks (376 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 312 | Chuck Norris is racist, what are you gonna do about it? | | 2.97 Roundhouse Kicks (406 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 314 | Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee. | | 3.08 Roundhouse Kicks (304 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 315 | A weatherman once got the weather wrong, so Chuck Norris threw him into space. That's why they're called meteorologists. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (370 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 316 | Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas...He celebrates Chuckmas. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (374 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 317 | The earth only rotates because it's Chuck Norris' treadmill. | | 3.66 Roundhouse Kicks (361 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 318 | When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder. | | 2.99 Roundhouse Kicks (320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 319 | Diamonds are forever...Chuck Norris has outlived every diamond. | | 3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (357 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 320 | Chuck Norris performs low-budget male to female sex changes by roundhouse kicking a man so hard in the crotch that he becomes a woman. This operation has a 100% success rate, and is costs only as much as you happen to be carrying on you when Chuck drops you like a bag of dirt and takes your wallet. | | 3.59 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 321 | In the future, instead of saying "Jesus Christ," people will say "Chuck Norris" when they are in awe. | | 3.36 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 322 | Chuck Norris' muscle are so big that everywhere you look you see them. | | 1.91 Roundhouse Kicks (370 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 323 | Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes
just like in fist of the north star.
| | 2.62 Roundhouse Kicks (279 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 324 | Chuck Norris can lick his elbow. He can also lick his right elbow while looking left and vice versa. | | 3 Roundhouse Kicks (278 votes) | Rate it: |
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