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| # 4 | The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. | |   4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (1367 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 5 | Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1929 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 6 | If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1870 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 7 | Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (3109 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 8 | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (2878 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 9 | Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them. | | 3.82 Roundhouse Kicks (1113 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 10 | Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. | | 4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (1530 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1555 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 12 | There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (884 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 13 | In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1600 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 14 | The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (596 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 15 | Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. | | 3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (621 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 16 | Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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| # 17 | Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris. | | 3.69 Roundhouse Kicks (597 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 18 | When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (840 votes) | Rate it: |
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