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| # 288 | Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT. | |   3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (322 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 289 | Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror. | | 2.7 Roundhouse Kicks (251 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 290 | When Chuck Norris first saw his reflection, he was shocked to see that there is another man as manly and good looking as him. So he said "boo" and the relfection promptly rolled over and died. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 291 | Chuck Norris once built a space station out of debris from his beard. Upon completion, Norris roundhouse kicked it into space with him on it. Soon after, CATS showed up to steal Chuck's beard-station. Just before he could finish saying, "All your base are belong to us," CATS received a roundhouse kick to the face, sending him sailing into space. After that, Chuck said, "All your face are belong to Chuck!" CATS received severe brain damage from the incident, was rendered handicapped from the neck down, and now tries to earn an honest living as a florist. | | 2.31 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 292 | There is a reason the roundhouse kick does not appear in the Matrix: The system couldn't take it. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (353 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 293 | Chuck Norris Round-Kicked The Nose Off Of The Great Sphinx. | | 2.71 Roundhouse Kicks (282 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 294 | Chuck Norris had one great battle in his life- with a hurricane named Chuck Norris. Of course, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the hurricane to death.
| | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 295 | Chuck Norris admits his penis in only 2 inches...........from the ground | | 3.77 Roundhouse Kicks (389 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 296 | Chuck Norris Went Into Space And Round-Kicked An Asteroid. The Freshly Round-Kicked Asteroid Went Back In TIme And Killed The Dinosaurs. | | 2.94 Roundhouse Kicks (316 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 297 | The United States Dropped Chuck Norris On Hiroshima And Nagasaki. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (375 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 298 | Chuck Norris was born feet first so he could Roundhouse kick the doctor. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (552 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 299 | Chuck Norris is illegal in 48 countries.
| | 3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (416 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 300 | Chuck Norris' toenails can slice diamonds.
| | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 301 | Chuck Norris has a pet.......Godzilla. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (381 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 302 | Chuck Norris' ejaculation is equal in force to that of a M-16. If you aren't dead after he rapes you, prepare for a roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.17 Roundhouse Kicks (344 votes) | Rate it: |
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