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| # 280 | The reason no one has found Tupac's and Notorious BIG's killers are because it was Chuck Norris. | |   2.61 Roundhouse Kicks (296 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 281 | Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris. | | 3.48 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 282 | The Titanic movie was supposed to have a happy ending. However when Chuck Norris learned he had been beaten out for the starring role by Leonardo DiCaprio, he went back in time and roundhouse kicked a huge hole in the ship. | | 3.6 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 283 | The Titanic was at a bit of a disadvantage to Chuck Norris' bicep because he was standing on the ship, so the deck was tilting 45 degrees into the water. | | 2.09 Roundhouse Kicks (299 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 284 | My granny has picture of Chuck Norris nailed on the wall. | | 2.11 Roundhouse Kicks (414 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 285 | As soon as Chuck Norris was conceived he immediately burst out of his mother, roundhouse kicking both his parents in the face, killing them instantly. No-one knows why. Chuck Norris does. | | 3.29 Roundhouse Kicks (302 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 286 | To scare the living shit outta everyone, Chuck Norris went out to an island in the Pacific, and roundhouse kicked a palm tree. The ensuing explosion created enough heat to surpass that of the center of the sun, melting the sand and vaporizing the water a mile out. Promptly, the U.S. covered up the incident by calling it a "Hydrogen Bomb Test" and claiming responsibility. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 287 | The only person that Chuck considers his equal is Boba Fett. But since Boba Fett isn't real, NO ONE IS CHUCK'S EQUAL. | | 2.82 Roundhouse Kicks (394 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 288 | Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (322 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 289 | Chuck Norris' reflection is afraid of Chuck Norris. Some ask him whether he's a vampire because of this. He roundhouse kicks them and the mirror. | | 2.7 Roundhouse Kicks (251 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 290 | When Chuck Norris first saw his reflection, he was shocked to see that there is another man as manly and good looking as him. So he said "boo" and the relfection promptly rolled over and died. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 291 | Chuck Norris once built a space station out of debris from his beard. Upon completion, Norris roundhouse kicked it into space with him on it. Soon after, CATS showed up to steal Chuck's beard-station. Just before he could finish saying, "All your base are belong to us," CATS received a roundhouse kick to the face, sending him sailing into space. After that, Chuck said, "All your face are belong to Chuck!" CATS received severe brain damage from the incident, was rendered handicapped from the neck down, and now tries to earn an honest living as a florist. | | 2.31 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 292 | There is a reason the roundhouse kick does not appear in the Matrix: The system couldn't take it. | | 3.56 Roundhouse Kicks (353 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 293 | Chuck Norris Round-Kicked The Nose Off Of The Great Sphinx. | | 2.71 Roundhouse Kicks (282 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 294 | Chuck Norris had one great battle in his life- with a hurricane named Chuck Norris. Of course, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the hurricane to death.
| | 2.84 Roundhouse Kicks (269 votes) | Rate it: |
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