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| # 25 | Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. | |   3.55 Roundhouse Kicks (568 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 26 | Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1096 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 27 | Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1073 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 28 | Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (748 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 29 | Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1021 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 30 | The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (862 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 31 | Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." | | 3.96 Roundhouse Kicks (611 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 32 | Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (541 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 33 | Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. | | 2.76 Roundhouse Kicks (498 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 34 | A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning: that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1077 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (883 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 36 | When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (1258 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 37 | Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. | | 3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (512 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 38 | Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1013 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 39 | Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. | | 4.12 Roundhouse Kicks (1442 votes) | Rate it: |
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