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| # 204 | Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092. | |   1.88 Roundhouse Kicks (452 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 205 | Lord of the Rings is recorded as one of the greatest movie battles of all time...Except after the people saw Chuck Norris play tether-ball in 1st grade.
| | 3.57 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 206 | The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (393 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 207 | Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean. | | 2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (298 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 208 | Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (330 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 209 | Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards. | | 3.88 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 210 | Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face. | | 2.38 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 211 | If you multiply 23 by 234 and subtract 234 by 356456 you get Chuck Norris. | | 2.49 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 212 | Many have argued how dinosaurs became extinct. What they don't know is that Chuck Norris went back in time, turned himself into a dinosaur, and the Norrisaurus roundhouse kicked all other dinosaurs into extinction. | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (354 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 213 | They say that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, so if Chuck Norris ever falls, existance itself will cease. | | 3.76 Roundhouse Kicks (376 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 214 | Chuck Norris doesn't need to wipe. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (404 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 215 | The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything isn't 42; here's a hint: it begins with Chuck and ends with a roundhouse kick to the face. | | 3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (311 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 216 | The term desert doesn't refer to places that are dry, but are places Chuck Norris hasn't urinated at. | | 3.26 Roundhouse Kicks (313 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 217 | The Vietnam war wasn't because of Communism, but Vietnam hadn't paid their dues to Chuck Norris | | 3.17 Roundhouse Kicks (312 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 218 | Depending on your point of view, Jesus Christ is Chuck Norris in disguise or Chuck Norris is Jesus Christ in disguise. | | 2.59 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
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