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| # 197 | The facts collected here barely scratch the surface of Chuck Norris' power, but reading the real truth about Chuck Norris would be completely lethal to anyone but Chuck Norris. | |   3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (385 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 198 | The reason Lance Armstrong always wins the Tour de France is because at roughly the half way point, Chuck Norris Yells "Get your ass in gear!" and Roundhouse Kicks Lance in the back of the head.... He then picks up Lance's bike, walks to the finish line and waits for Lance to land so he can put the bike under him. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 199 | Jimmy Hendrix did not die of a drug overdose. He happened to walk into the empty bar Chuck Norris was playing guitar at and promptly died. | | 3.04 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 200 | Early in his career Bob Dylan's voice was the envy of all singers, Chuck Norris being the severly competative fellow he is promptly roundhouse kicked Mr. Dylan in the face. | | 2.52 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 201 | Chuck Norris was bored with Pangea so he shouted "Take off!" the continents fled in terror | | 3.33 Roundhouse Kicks (368 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 202 | Chuck Norris doesn't just beat it up....He tears the whole motherfucker down. | | 2.81 Roundhouse Kicks (350 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 203 | When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him. | | 2.67 Roundhouse Kicks (406 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 204 | Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092. | | 1.88 Roundhouse Kicks (452 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 205 | Lord of the Rings is recorded as one of the greatest movie battles of all time...Except after the people saw Chuck Norris play tether-ball in 1st grade.
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| # 206 | The only reason we have lesboes is because the chicks who have already had Chuck Norris don't know who else to try. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (393 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 207 | Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean. | | 2.83 Roundhouse Kicks (298 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 208 | Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (330 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 209 | Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards. | | 3.88 Roundhouse Kicks (360 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 210 | Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face. | | 2.38 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 211 | If you multiply 23 by 234 and subtract 234 by 356456 you get Chuck Norris. | | 2.49 Roundhouse Kicks (343 votes) | Rate it: |
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