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| # 177 | Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination. | |   4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (864 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1413 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 179 | When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (407 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 180 | Chuck Norris doesn't need air, air needs Chuck Norris. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (617 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 181 | While on a nature trek in Wasington State, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on a rock and proceeded to deliver the tiny rock a roundhouse. This event is became known as the Mount St. Helens eruption of May 1980. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 182 | Chuck Norris' urine can dissolve a cast iron shotput in fifteen and a half minutes. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 183 | When Chuck Norris was born, he had already had sex, three times. | | 3.72 Roundhouse Kicks (437 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 184 | Chuck Norris plays darts using sharpened babies. | | 3.85 Roundhouse Kicks (508 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 185 | Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey. | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (524 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 186 | Chuck Norris still hasn't gotten one Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (448 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 187 | Chuck Norris took his own virginity, and he'll sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That’s impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong... DEAD WRONG. | | 3.67 Roundhouse Kicks (418 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 188 | Chuck Norris was once annoyed by a man named Dennis Dafoe, so annoyed in fact that Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The sheer power of the kick was strong enough to spit Dennis Dafoe into two separate men. The world now knows them as Dennis Leary and William Dafoe.
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| # 189 | The last person to catch smallpox was Chuck Norris. This was in 1977; today, smallpox lives in a crummy low-rent apartment in Central LA under an assumed name, goes to therapy twice a week, and still has nightmares about Chuck. | | 3.81 Roundhouse Kicks (415 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 191 | Everbody loves Chuck Norris, because everbody who doesn't love Chuck Norris is already dead. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (581 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 192 | There is a 100% chance that Chuck Norris is your father. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (511 votes) | Rate it: |
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