Top 10
Random
Browse
Recent
Submit
About
RSS
|
| # 158 | When Chuck Norris allows women to have sex with them he pulls out and the women still have twins. | |   2.6 Roundhouse Kicks (388 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (1970 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 160 | If you wake up in the middle of the night dead, you know for a fact that Chuck Norris has come to visit you in your sleep. And that he stole all of your beer, too. | | 2.88 Roundhouse Kicks (390 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 161 | When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because he’s afraid the bullets will kill him, but because he’s a little ticklish. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (584 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 162 | The first Justice League of America was composed entirely of Chuck Norris. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (405 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 163 | Chuck Norris once had sex with a nun in Alabama. He was in Texas at the time. | | 4 Roundhouse Kicks (544 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 164 | God believes in Chuck Norris. | | 3.93 Roundhouse Kicks (574 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 165 | Chuck Norris is so tough that he blows bubbles with beef jerkey. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (643 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 166 | Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norris’s age when he dies, which won’t be anytime soon. | | 2.74 Roundhouse Kicks (291 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 167 | After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". | | 4.14 Roundhouse Kicks (1485 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 168 | Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. | | 3.65 Roundhouse Kicks (544 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 169 | Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying "boo-ya". | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (614 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 170 | Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. | | 3.35 Roundhouse Kicks (454 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 171 | The sun doesn't shine on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris shines on the sun. | | 3.5 Roundhouse Kicks (373 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 172 | Ever wondered why Hawaii is so far out in the Pacific? It used to be a small pineapple-producing island 20 miles off the coast of San Diego. During one visit, Chuck Norris ate a bad pineapple...
The rest, is history. | | 3.47 Roundhouse Kicks (352 votes) | Rate it: |
|
|