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| # 115 | Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard. | |   4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (965 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 116 | Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. | | 4.05 Roundhouse Kicks (555 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 117 | Phobias are afraid of Chuck Norris. | | 3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (496 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 118 | In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1119 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 119 | A solar eclipse is the result of the sun accidentally making eye contact with Chuck Norris. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1168 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 120 | Some people called the Vietnam War a tragedy. Chuck Norris called it foreplay. | | 3.86 Roundhouse Kicks (470 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 121 | Chuck Norris won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face. | | 3.95 Roundhouse Kicks (490 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 122 | Chuck Norris does not have a driver's license because Chuck Norris does not require transportation. Chuck Norris can walk anyplace on Earth within 15 seconds. | | 3.24 Roundhouse Kicks (460 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 123 | Multiple vitamins are, in fact, petrified Chuck Norris waste, cut down to a manageable size and bottled. | | 3.3 Roundhouse Kicks (337 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 124 | Chuck Norris once shoved a ficus-tree up his ass when he took a shit he made individual ficus-balls. | | 2.24 Roundhouse Kicks (364 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 125 | They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass. | | 2.18 Roundhouse Kicks (469 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 126 | Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and he had a great fall. He died. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (460 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 127 | Chuck Norris eats grapefruit on Tuesdays. | | 2.08 Roundhouse Kicks (557 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 128 | Once chuck norris stubbed his toe, he destroyed the entire state of Ohio. | | 3.04 Roundhouse Kicks (509 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 129 | Earthquakes dont happen from plate tectonics. but from chuck norris taking a crap. | | 3.48 Roundhouse Kicks (430 votes) | Rate it: |
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