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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 565After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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# 96Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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# 110Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it.
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# 575You may have shot the sherrif, but the deputy was killed anyway by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking him in the temple.
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# 91After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself.
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# 399ZZ Top were a Chuck Norris tribute band until he roundhouse kicked them for not being hairy enough.
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# 128Once chuck norris stubbed his toe, he destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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# 109Chuck Norris had to go back in time and sleep with his own mother. Why? Because only the seed of Chuck Norris was able to make someone as perfect as Chuck Norris. On a side note Chuck Norris has webbed feet.
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# 292There is a reason the roundhouse kick does not appear in the Matrix: The system couldn't take it.
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# 207Atlantis was what Chuck used to call home until one unlucky poker player forgot to pay off his debt, out of spite Chuck gave the whole country Cement Boots and tossed it into the ocean.
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# 70There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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# 530Bloody Mary and The Candyman will not say "Chuck Norris" in front of a mirror.
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# 11In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
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# 650Chuck Norris went to New Orleans and had sex with all the women there at once. When there were no women left, it angered Chuck Norris and he Roundhoused kicked the ocean, causing Hurricane Katrina.
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