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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 37Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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# 499"Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it.
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# 663Chuck Norris KNOWS what's in Al Capone's Tomb because he put it there.
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# 278There are no prime numbers. Only numbers Chuck Norris hasn't roundhouse kicked yet.
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# 607In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas the original character you were supposed to play as was Chuck Norris. But the game was so wicked awesome that when people played it they started to uncontrollably orgasm so much that the room would fill up with semen and the user would drown in his own sperm.
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# 545Question: Who would win in a fight; Chuck Norris or God? Answer: Trick question; Chuck Norris IS God.
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# 428Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones.
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# 146God created man in his own image. Then Chuck Norris made several major improvements and created himself.
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# 222Chuck Norris' Cunnilingus is equal to a 9.4 on the Richter scale.
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# 126Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and he had a great fall. He died.
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# 454Marvin Gaye's song "Sexual Healing" is actually written from a previous encounter with Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, "its getting longer, and stronger".
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# 599Chuck Norris's middle name is "ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!".
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# 27Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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# 698CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD
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# 465Chuck Norris can create hand shadows that can roundhouse kick you to death.
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