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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 139Chuck Norris' wet dreams are what we now know as tsunamis
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# 613Chuck Norris once sued Gillette because Chuck Norris is the best a man can get.
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# 188Chuck Norris was once annoyed by a man named Dennis Dafoe, so annoyed in fact that Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The sheer power of the kick was strong enough to spit Dennis Dafoe into two separate men. The world now knows them as Dennis Leary and William Dafoe.
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# 488Rocket and Space Shuttle launches are just for show. They actually have Chuck Norris punch the bottom of the rocket to get it into space.
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# 535In Dante's Inferno, Dante went to hell because he thought it was the safest place to hide from Chuck Norris.
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# 224Basically he is a Keanu Reeves
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# 192There is a 100% chance that Chuck Norris is your father.
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# 524Chuck Norris's mom hit him once. Once.
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# 420Chuck Norris doesn't wear underpants. No garment invented can take the job.
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# 422Chuck Norris can unfuck a pregnant woman.
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# 62While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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# 466Chuck Norris has never lost a fight. Ever.
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# 314Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.
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# 418Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning.
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# 901Chuck Norris doesn't fart, air flees his body in despair.
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