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| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | |   4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (2280 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (968 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2320 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (2070 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1484 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1981 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1476 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (3011 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (2983 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 67 | Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. | | 4.15 Roundhouse Kicks (1350 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 387 | At age 4, Chuck Norris drop kicked a small ball of matter into a million pieces. These pieces are what we call the universe. | | 3.24 Roundhouse Kicks (242 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 561 | Years ago, Chuck Norris woke up because a T-Rex made loud noises... | | 2.57 Roundhouse Kicks (258 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 549 | The First World War started when someone insulted Chuck's mother. It finished when Chuck damn well said it was finished. | | 3.97 Roundhouse Kicks (259 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 422 | Chuck Norris can unfuck a pregnant woman. | | 3.93 Roundhouse Kicks (412 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 443 | Chuck Norris doesn't need coffee to wake up in the morning. Coffee needs Chuck Norris. | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (272 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 131 | Chuck Norris' only weakness is his balls. Too bad they're made of steel. | | 2.49 Roundhouse Kicks (1065 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 125 | They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass. | | 2.12 Roundhouse Kicks (419 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 169 | Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying "boo-ya". | | 4.06 Roundhouse Kicks (549 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 467 | It took 10 days and 4 women to give birth to Chuck Norris. | | 4.08 Roundhouse Kicks (743 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 473 | Chuck Norris can make change for a penny. | | 3.91 Roundhouse Kicks (319 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 237 | Chuck Norris' favorite color is blood.
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| # 140 | All the wars in the history of mankind would have been prevented if Chuck Norris wasn't having sex during all of them. Out of all of the people who have tried to stop Chuck Norris from having sex, not one of their bodies was found intact. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 139 | Chuck Norris' wet dreams are what we now know as tsunamis | | 3.71 Roundhouse Kicks (392 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 135 | Chuck Norris is about life. | | 1.64 Roundhouse Kicks (471 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 281 | Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris. | | 3.43 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
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