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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 269Chuck Norris versed Chris Benoit in a wrestling match and managed to Roundhouse kick Chris Benoit as Chris locked in the Crippler Crossface. Two people looked directly at this - the Elephant Man and Brian Peppers.
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# 152God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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# 549The First World War started when someone insulted Chuck's mother. It finished when Chuck damn well said it was finished.
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# 653Jimmy Crack Corn, Chuck Norris Cares.
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# 497Chuck Norris once looked at an inmovable object and it ran in fear.
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# 577The meaning of life is Chuck Norris.
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# 507They are only friendly skies when Chuck Norris isn't flying.
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 576When desparate wannabe's dream about beating up Chuck Norris, they call him up the next day to apologise, to which Chuck replies by round house kicking them.
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# 80Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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# 137Chuck Norris made SNPJ about life.
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# 361Chuck Norris knows why we have an appendix. Are you man enough to ask him?
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# 55Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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# 542Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press aroud 1440. Why? So the entire world would know the name: Chuck Norris.
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# 372Chuck Norris was sued by a whale for sexual assault.
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