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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 20Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
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# 226Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg.
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# 220When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but wouldn't mention it out of FEAR!
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# 155Everytime a child laughs, Chuck Norris kills a bad guy.
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# 143Before Chuck Norris came along, the Martial Arts were referred to merely as the Martial Crafts.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 171The sun doesn't shine on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris shines on the sun.
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# 108The Ice Age is contributed to Chuck Norris, that was the date of his last erection which blocked the sun's rays for 47 years.
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# 571Chuck Norris banged the Tooth-Fairy.
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# 467It took 10 days and 4 women to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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# 618To get some sleep, Chuck Norris invented God.
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# 591Chuck Norris eats turds like us for breakfast.
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# 9Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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# 114Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived.
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