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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 479All life on earth is carbon-based, with one exception: Chuck Norris. His organic structure is based on Norrisilium, an element found only within Chuck Norris. Norrisilium has an atomic weight of 156, and is believed to be formed when two platinum atoms are spin-kicked together in the presence of a beard catalyst.
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# 323Chuck Norris is a Weapon of Mass Destruction. One roundhouse kick to the head and next thing you know... your face explodes just like in fist of the north star.
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# 351Chuck Norris has equipped a unique +25 ATTK Beard of Norrisism, which grants him unlimited MP and the ability to absorb fire damage.
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# 304Chuck Norris once visited China. This is why they have slanty eyes.
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# 412Chuck Norris ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge and no one is even mad... no one that lived to tell about it, that is.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 402We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind.
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# 368Chuck Norris secretly killed Osama Bin Laden.
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# 17Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris.
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# 220When Meatloaf sang "I would do anything for love but I just won't do that...", he was reffering to taking a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but wouldn't mention it out of FEAR!
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# 546Chuck Norris need not fear the bed bugs' bite, bed bugs fear Chuck Norris's roundhouse.
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# 251Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate...
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# 465Chuck Norris can create hand shadows that can roundhouse kick you to death.
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 205Lord of the Rings is recorded as one of the greatest movie battles of all time...Except after the people saw Chuck Norris play tether-ball in 1st grade.
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