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| # 47 | Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. | |   4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1971 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 40 | There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. | | 4.13 Roundhouse Kicks (2226 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 8 | Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 93 | Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (2100 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1425 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 11 | In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (1281 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (655 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 75 | Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (1217 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 71 | Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (999 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (986 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 152 | God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6. | | 4.04 Roundhouse Kicks (806 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 253 | Nintendo once made a Chuck Norris video game, but it was so difficult that only one person has beaten it...Chuck Norris. In addition he did so while blindfolded with both hands behind his back, singing a song about "killing noobs". | | 3.54 Roundhouse Kicks (284 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 451 | Chuck Norris is the reason hitler spared red-heads. | | 3.62 Roundhouse Kicks (253 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 114 | Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived. | | 3.88 Roundhouse Kicks (410 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 39 | Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1273 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 544 | Chuck Norris can turn back time by looking at a clock and flexing. | | 3.64 Roundhouse Kicks (227 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 167 | After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". | | 4.09 Roundhouse Kicks (1333 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 541 | BC stands for Before Chuck. | | 3.86 Roundhouse Kicks (295 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 584 | There once was a man from Nantuckit...at least until he met Chuck Norris. | | 3.14 Roundhouse Kicks (210 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 227 | Chuck Norris refuses to have sex with anyone uglier than himself. Consequently, this means he must masturbate in front of a mirror. | | 3.44 Roundhouse Kicks (285 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 153 | Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. | | 4.1 Roundhouse Kicks (925 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 35 | The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. | | 4.11 Roundhouse Kicks (655 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 255 | Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions, he has kill- motions. | | 2.72 Roundhouse Kicks (249 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 696 | Chuck Norris is so badass and manly he created his own website to show off his awesomeness. | | 2.43 Roundhouse Kicks (608 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 60 | When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. | | 3.58 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes) | Rate it: |
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