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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 48Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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# 450Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead.
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# 559Between 1933 and 1945, 5.5 million Jews died because Chuck Norris didn't like his bagel.
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# 264No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to.
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# 120Some people called the Vietnam War a tragedy. Chuck Norris called it foreplay.
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# 611Chuck Norris can eat as many lemons as he wants.
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# 634Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
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# 175Once, between scenes on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, an actor asked Chuck, "Why do you always deliver roundhouse kicks to the bad guys? Why donít you mix it up?" Norris bit his lip and replied, "Good idea." Bad idea. After shooting, Chuck asked the man to meet him in the alley behind the studio. Here, Chuck roundhouse kicked the man 37 times in the face, all the while saying, "What now, bitch?"
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 166Nobody could serve as the reincarnation of Chuck Norris except for maybe Chuck Norris. And trust me, this one would be X times greater than the first. X equals Chuck Norrisís age when he dies, which wonít be anytime soon.
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# 129Earthquakes dont happen from plate tectonics. but from chuck norris taking a crap.
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# 238Chuck Norris is right behind you, if you can't see him you are dead and in heaven.
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# 537Chuck Norris has been to noman's land.
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# 191Everbody loves Chuck Norris, because everbody who doesn't love Chuck Norris is already dead.
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# 132Chuck Norris can lick his elbow and rhyme with orange at the same time.
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