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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 251Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree, which promptly burst into flames, inventing fire. When others tried to do the same, they were all met with a roundhouse kick followed by "ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CREATE FIRE". But he eventually realized his wonderful creation and looks the other way when they make fire by rubbing two sticks together. But everyone who tried to do so via roundhouse kick has met a terrible fate...
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# 499"Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it.
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# 328Chuck Norris' chest hair are use to cut diamond... they weight 12 pounds each and are viral.
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# 209Chuck Norris is the only person in the world able to beat the game of solitare with 3 cards.
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 130Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process.
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# 637Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory.
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# 168Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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# 383Chuck Norris didn't invent the internet. Chuck Norris invented Al Gore.
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# 171The sun doesn't shine on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris shines on the sun.
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# 339Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it? Hell fuck 'naw!
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# 481Every morning Chuck Norris thinks: IDDQD, IDKFA
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# 305The name Norris is actually Chinese for "One Who Roundhouse Kicks"
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# 33Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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# 318When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder.
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