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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 651What does Chuck Norris do with 365 rubbers?...Puts them together and calls them a Good Year. -JM
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# 200Early in his career Bob Dylan's voice was the envy of all singers, Chuck Norris being the severly competative fellow he is promptly roundhouse kicked Mr. Dylan in the face.
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# 387At age 4, Chuck Norris drop kicked a small ball of matter into a million pieces. These pieces are what we call the universe.
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# 397
Chuck     \O            The
Norris:   -|/           Cosmos:   o
           /

To scale.
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# 615Chuck Norris is Polish. In 1605 at Kircholm he deafeted 11000 Sweds with one winged hussar charge.
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# 543Chuck Norris's first words as a baby: roundhouse kick.
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# 219Chuck Norris captured Osama Bin Laden for fun and uses him like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
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# 25Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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# 161When in combat and under heavy fire, Chuck Norris wears a bullet proof vest. Not because hes afraid the bullets will kill him, but because hes a little ticklish.
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# 364Chuck Norris once spilled coffee on his own lap and broke his legs when he Roundhouse Kicked himself.
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# 73Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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# 418Chuck Norris eats gun powder and shits lightning.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 315A weatherman once got the weather wrong, so Chuck Norris threw him into space. That's why they're called meteorologists.
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# 630Chuck Norris can be divided by zero
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