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| # 100 | A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. | |   4.37 Roundhouse Kicks (2022 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3275 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | | 4.26 Roundhouse Kicks (4248 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.25 Roundhouse Kicks (2339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (3191 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.23 Roundhouse Kicks (1633 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1455 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (1770 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 536 | Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (610 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.19 Roundhouse Kicks (2721 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 325 | The Death Star in Star Wars is in fact one of Chuck Norris' eyeball. | | 2.95 Roundhouse Kicks (339 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 552 | Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden had one enemy he couldn't defeat, no not Doku but Chuck Norris. | | 2.05 Roundhouse Kicks (306 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 306 | While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris. | | 3.7 Roundhouse Kicks (340 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 414 | Chuck says there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. He roundhouse kicked the other guy. | | 3.32 Roundhouse Kicks (288 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 73 | Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. | | 2.56 Roundhouse Kicks (545 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 499 | "Where's the beef?" Chuck Norris ate it. | | 3.09 Roundhouse Kicks (299 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 181 | While on a nature trek in Wasington State, Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on a rock and proceeded to deliver the tiny rock a roundhouse. This event is became known as the Mount St. Helens eruption of May 1980. | | 3.46 Roundhouse Kicks (336 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 501 | Instead of "Built Ford Tough," Ford is changing its slogan to "Built Chuck Tough," in order to make more money. | | 3.1 Roundhouse Kicks (310 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 402 | We are just matter in Chuck Norris' mind. | | 2.94 Roundhouse Kicks (300 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 144 | Chuck Norris has non-agression pacts with over 50 countries. He refuses to sign one with Vietnam and periodically makes menacing threats, though privately he insists that he's just messing around. | | 3.4 Roundhouse Kicks (388 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 578 | Every February 2nd, Chuck Norris emerges from his home. If he sees his shadow, he roundhouse kicks it in the face. This is why we ALWAYS get 6 more weeks of winter. | | 3.45 Roundhouse Kicks (286 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 326 | The US didn't find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq because the only Weapon of Mass Destruction is Chuck Norris, here in the US. | | 3.75 Roundhouse Kicks (315 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 125 | They call it 9/11 because that is the ratio of Chuck Norris' ratio of roundhouse kicks to num-chucks he stores in his ass. | | 2.2 Roundhouse Kicks (488 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 239 | Chuck Norris will never die, because both God and Satan are afraid of letting him in. | | 3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (416 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 208 | Neil Armstrong didn't get to the moon on a spaceship, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him there after almost losing a game of poker. | | 3.22 Roundhouse Kicks (348 votes) | Rate it: |
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