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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 357How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows.
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# 534The only thing stronger than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 203When the tricks rabbit didn't give Chuck Norris cereal Chuck Norris round-house kicked him in the face and preceeded to have his way with him.
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# 234Chuck Norris' mayonaise covered hot dog bun is the Olympics' half pipe.
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# 331Chuck Norris isn't a doctor on TV...He is a doctor.
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# 233To prove that urban legends are true and Chuck Norris isn't afraid of anything, Chuck Norris spun around in a chair yelling bloody mary only to roundhouse kick her in the face and eventually have his way with her.
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# 78A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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# 142Chuck Norris invented water at about the same time as he invented Al Gore and the internet.
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# 660Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully divide by 0.
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# 367People say Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris. The truth is Chuck Norris went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, because the only man who can train Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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# 256Chuck Norris doesn't like drugs, so he roundhouses them in the face and out of America.
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# 193You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? Well actually if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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# 526My Bologna has a first name. Chuck Norris.
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# 428Stonehenge isn't a marvel from an ancient civilization, it's a collection of Chuck Norris kidney stones.
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# 210Chuck Norris is so tough that he chooses to eat from his ass, digest upwards and shit from his face.
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