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# 100A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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# 83Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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# 1Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
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# 151Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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# 105Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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# 178Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did.
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# 196Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool.
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# 381In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right.
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# 536Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.
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# 101Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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# 318When Chuck Norris coughs, there's thunder.
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# 157Chuck Norris caught all pokemon in 2.7 seconds and isnít willing to trade any.
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# 510Chuck Norris' sneezes are of such power that the National Weather Service names them. The last two were named Katrina and Rita.
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# 104Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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# 130Chuck Norris once milked an anteater with his xiphoid process.
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# 306While attempting a roundhouse kick in his house as a child, Chuck accidentally broke a vase. His father got his belt to discipline Chuck....R.I.P Christopher Norris.
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# 61Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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# 232Chuck Norris is the only man who can ejaculate in his sleep.
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# 288Chuck Norris scored a 2500 on the SAT.
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# 491The Statue of Liberty was actually a gift to Chuck Norris by the french. This is why the french continue to exist.
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# 426Chuck Norris is the only person to ever regain his virginity after losing it. He has done it eleven times.
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# 361Chuck Norris knows why we have an appendix. Are you man enough to ask him?
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# 281Chuck Norris is not high on life. Life is high on Chuck Norris.
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# 349The only man who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even he would have trouble doing it.
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# 445Chuck Norris doesn't have to chew his food; his uvula pulverizes anything that comes within range.
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