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| # 1 | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever. | |   4.28 Roundhouse Kicks (3621 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 83 | Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. | | 4.24 Roundhouse Kicks (2707 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 151 | Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. | | 4.22 Roundhouse Kicks (1861 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 105 | Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. | | 4.2 Roundhouse Kicks (2666 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 381 | In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1331 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 178 | Chuck Norris lost his viginity before his dad did. | | 4.18 Roundhouse Kicks (1160 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 24 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2419 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 101 | Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. | | 4.17 Roundhouse Kicks (2306 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 159 | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1738 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 196 | Mr. A once claimed that he's tougher than Chuck Norris. Upon hearing about this, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard he flew 19 letters back in the alphabet, becoming Mr. T. Chuck Norris does not pity the fool. | | 4.16 Roundhouse Kicks (1185 votes) | Rate it: |
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| # 500 | Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Chip. | | 3.87 Roundhouse Kicks (535 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 357 | How many roads must a man walk down? Chuck Norris knows. | | 3.02 Roundhouse Kicks (283 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 657 | The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish women. | | 3.3 Roundhouse Kicks (265 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 502 | Chuck Norris believed it's not butter...Then he roundhouse kicked Fabio. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (464 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 440 | Wendy's makes vanilla Frosties especially for Chuck Norris. | | 2.86 Roundhouse Kicks (263 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 296 | Chuck Norris Went Into Space And Round-Kicked An Asteroid. The Freshly Round-Kicked Asteroid Went Back In TIme And Killed The Dinosaurs. | | 2.89 Roundhouse Kicks (297 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 204 | Chuck Norris roundhouse kick lessons are available at 412-874-8092. | | 1.84 Roundhouse Kicks (426 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 411 | Chuck Norris uses Brownies to chock the wheels of his Hummer. | | 2.22 Roundhouse Kicks (301 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 123 | Multiple vitamins are, in fact, petrified Chuck Norris waste, cut down to a manageable size and bottled. | | 3.33 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 663 | Chuck Norris KNOWS what's in Al Capone's Tomb because he put it there. | | 3.34 Roundhouse Kicks (267 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 424 | Before Chuck Norris was conceived he roundhouse kicked all the other sperm so he would be the only one to get to the egg cell. | | 3.25 Roundhouse Kicks (256 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 515 | Chuck Norris is the reason you touch yourself at night. | | 3.74 Roundhouse Kicks (461 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 221 | The Bible was never fully translated from the original Hebrew text. Whenever it refers to 'Jesus Christ' it should actually read 'Chuck Norris'. This leads to numerous corrections such as the Norrisian faith, Norrismas and the hit Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of the Norris. | | 3.11 Roundhouse Kicks (342 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 226 | Chuck Norris came before both the chicken and the egg. | | 3.9 Roundhouse Kicks (364 votes) | Rate it: |
| # 647 | If you locked Chuck Norris in a room for six months with a guitar, he could make the perfect album. When asked why he doesn't do this, he responded, "Music is for idiots." To prove how serious he was about this statement, he swallowed a knife. | | 3.42 Roundhouse Kicks (323 votes) | Rate it: |
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